J^raxis
| Name: | Jeremy |
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| From: | Massachusetts, United States |
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| Status: | founder |
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| Other nicks: | Iraxius, jraxis, sixar^J |
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| Website: | J’raxis·Com |
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<prince> Do you know who I am?
*** prince is now known as Guest45972
<J^raxis> The Guest formerly known as prince.
<zac> Oh, I need to tell you abouyt my plan to get laid.
<J^raxis> If it involves me holding her down, the answer’s no.
<J^raxis> And no, I won’t buy the duct tape either.
<zac> It’s actually legal.
<J^raxis> …So it’s not the Olsen Twins?
<zac> No, not them.
<J^raxis> …Local elementary school playground?
<zac> No pedophilia.
<J^raxis> …Farm land???
<zac> No beastiality.
* J^raxis stops. Honest.
<J^raxis> I don’t have a pr0n folder.
<J^raxis> I have a pr0n partition.
<incivism> J^raxis: I’ll ban YOU next.
<J^raxis> incivism ← In Soviet Russia, voices ban YOU.
lye
| Name: | Kevin |
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| From: | Florida, United States |
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| Status: | sOp |
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| Other nicks: | mti, NaOH |
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lye probably fucking hates you already.
* lye stabs Zac in the face with his wooden spoon of doom.™
<zac> You call your penis the wooden spoon of doom? Kinky.
<lye> You always find a way to take a serious discussion and turn it into some goofy shit.
<lye> I applaud you on your mastery of this.
<lye> I’m also going to smack you for it.
* lye smacks Pogo.
<EMMA_CAYANK> Is J^raxis Indonesian?
<zac> Yes.
<zac> He is.
<lye> INDONESIAN LIKE A FOX!
* J^raxis almost falls out of his chair laughing.
<J^raxis> Join detected : D_A_V_I_D_ (~mrjack45@61.5.113.4)
<lye> J^raxis: Knock that off.
<J^raxis> Public message detected : “<lye> J^raxis: Knock that off.” AnNoY-LyE-ScRiPt v1.0
Never
| Name: | Ryan |
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| From: | Alaska, United States |
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| Status: | sOp |
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| Other nicks: | Abel, humantis, Neurosis |
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<Never> Whenever someone I don’t recognize messages me, I respond with “I’m male.”
<Never> Try that. It chases 90% of them away.
<J^raxis> The MEGAPENIS. A giant wooden dildo, 10m long and 3m high, mounted on wheels.
* J^raxis rolls it into the channel.
<Never> What the hell is wrong with you?
* Never asks, suspecting he’s a sad little refrain to the symphony of insanity that J^raxis is conducting.
<zac> He’s a closet homosexual, Ryan, you know that.
<Neurosis> Hardly “closet.”
<Neurosis> I mean, if he’s in the closet, somehow he tricked us all into getting in there with him.
weks
weks is a second bot. The current Perl version is stupid and useless, and will soon be replaced with a new version—that actually does things!—written in Java.
* weks put his cock down
* weks put his cock ......up????
<J^raxis> weks: Down.
* weks put his cock down
*** Joins #: gsdmom
<gsdmom> hi everyone
<gsdmom> is this room up?
* J^raxis relays weks’ messages if you’ve him on ignore still.
<zac> You relay his messages even if he’s not ignored.
<weks> hueheuheueheuehue
<J^raxis> weks says “Huehuehuehuehue.”
<zac> Lovely.
<J^raxis> Yes, it is.
<weks> u bet ur fkojeroenrj it is
<J^raxis> weks says you bet your [?unintelligible] it is.
*** Signoff: polyphemus (Ping timeout)
[1 hour later]
<Quagmire> !voice
* Quagmire looks around for polyphemus
*** Joins #: polyphemus0
*** polyphemus0 was kicked by weks from # (Bot, bot, bot-bot-bot-bottt!!! (=\@O@/=))
zac
| Name: | Zac |
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| From: | Florida, United States |
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| Status: | aOp |
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| Website: | weks.net |
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<zac> Not to Canada.
<zac> I hizzate Canada.
<J^raxis> Zac: CA just legalized gay marriages.
<J^raxis> They decriminalized pot, too.
<zac> I’m moving to Canada.
<zac> X-Chat is designed to not be used at all.
<J^raxis> zac: Cock?
<zac> No, server.
<J^raxis> I’m quite sure. Cock.
<J^raxis> Check again. :}
<J^raxis> (zac doesn’t know it yet, but we’ve replaced his server with a 2m-tall phallus.)