Internet Explorer vs. Marijuana

An apples-to-apples comparison of Microsoft Internet Explorer and marijuana—

• You get both for free at first, but once you get hooked they raise the price.
• Both will screw up your life eventually.
• Microsoft and the drug dealer know that you’ll come back for more.
• Drug use and Internet Explorer use have dramatically increased in the last few months.
• Both crash your system sometimes.
• Both marijuana and Internet Explorer are advertised on TV.
• Both drug dealers and Microsoft want you to redistribute their products to others.