Bill Gates and God

One day God was looking over creation and He decided that He wasn’t really happy with the way things turned out. So He called the three most powerfull men on earth—Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates—to come and see Him. He told them that this expirement with life on earth was a failure, and that in three days He was going to end it. So basically they had three days to prepare their people.

So Boris Yeltsin convenes an emergency meeting of the Russian Parliament and says, “I have bad news, and really bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly everything we have worked for since the revolution will be totally destroyed in three days.”

Bill Clinton makes a State of the Union address to the American people on TV and says, “I have good news and bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly, everything we have worked for since the revolution will be destroyed in three days.”

Bill Gates convenes a meeting of the board of directors and says, “I have good news, and really good news. First of all, there is a God, and He spoke to me personally. Secondly, in three days, and we won’t have to worry about fixing the bugs in Windows 95!”