Twelve Days of Microsoft Christmas
By Gil Glass
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- Two GPFs,
- and Windows 95 for my PC.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- Three ports not responding,
- Two GPFs,
- and Windows 95 for my PC.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- Four sectors bad,
- Three ports not responding,
- Two GPFs,
- and Windows 95 for my PC.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- Five eighty six,
- Four sectors bad,
- Three ports not responding,
- Two GPFs,
- and Windows 95 for my PC.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- Six ints conflictin’,
- Five eighty six,
- Four sectors bad,
- Three ports not responding,
- Two GPFs,
- and Windows 95 for my PC.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- Seven files missin’,
- Six ints conflictin’,
- Five eighty six,
- Four sectors bad,
- Three ports not responding,
- Two GPFs,
- and Windows 95 for my PC.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- Eight megs overflowin’,
- Seven files missin’,
- Six ints conflictin’,
- Five eighty six,
- Four sectors bad,
- Three ports not responding,
- Two GPFs,
- and Windows 95 for my PC.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- Nine apps a crashin’,
- Eight megs overflowin’,
- Seven files missin’,
- Six ints conflictin’,
- Five eighty six,
- Four sectors bad,
- Three ports not responding,
- Two GPFs,
- and Windows 95 for my PC.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- Ten modes not supported,
- Nine apps a crashin’,
- Eight megs overflowin’,
- Seven files missin’,
- Six ints conflictin’,
- Five eighty six,
- Four sectors bad,
- Three ports not responding,
- Two GPFs,
- and Windows 95 for my PC.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- Eleven instructions faulty,
- Ten modes not supported,
- Nine apps a crashin’,
- Eight megs overflowin’,
- Seven files missin’,
- Six ints conflictin’,
- Five eighty six,
- Four sectors bad,
- Three ports not responding,
- Two GPFs,
- and Windows 95 for my PC.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- Twelve sound cards silent,
- Eleven instructions faulty,
- Ten modes not supported,
- Nine apps a crashin’,
- Eight megs overflowin’,
- Seven files missin’,
- Six ints conflictin’,
- Five eighty six,
- Four sectors bad,
- Three ports not responding,
- Two GPFs,
- and Windows 95 for my PC.
Or, the Macintosh Version
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- A Macintosh instead of a PC.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—
- Hey wait a minute, this thing works!